There was a woman whose husband was lying in a hospital
room, dying. The doctor then called the woman over and
said, "He will die soon; he definitely cannot live any longer; hurry in and see what his last words are." The husband heard that and said, "I am still alive. I can still talk! I won't die so fast." Then the wife said, " Shut up! Do you know better than the doctor?"
有一个人的先生快死了,躺在病房那边。医生就叫他太太出来说:
“他快死了,一定不行了!你赶快进去,尽量听听他最后要讲什么”。那个先生听到了,就说:“我还没有死,还可以讲话呢!我还不会那么快死。"然后那个太太就说:"哼!你闭嘴啦,你比医生还知道吗?"

